Shes a big lady but damn, she gets a lot of ass. We went and the boys all looked at us like… wtf are you all here? I caught a bride wearing a stupid little plastic tiara, feather boa, covered in beads and drinking through a penis shaped straw sucking a guy off in our storage room. We were laughing, drinking, generally having an awesome time. I picked it up and started hitting these idiots over the head with it. She included movements you should make and noises. She got a concussion and threw up in a trashbag the entire limo ride to the hospital.